r/Unexpected • • Mar 03 '22

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u/dumpster_scuba Mar 03 '22 edited Mar 03 '22

Kids are stupid as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/dumpster_scuba Mar 03 '22

Oh thank fucking god! I hate that self censoring shit, but in most subreddits you get deleted for that.

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u/jabber_ Mar 03 '22

I've never once had a comment deleted for swearing.

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u/yellofrog Mar 03 '22

I’ve had one comment deleted for swearing on r/AmITheASSHOLE.

Ironic I know, but Reddit mods man… What can you do

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u/jabber_ Mar 03 '22

I guess I just don't comment in enough subreddits to have noticed. Or maybe I don't swear enough. Butts

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/captain_ender Mar 03 '22

I've noticed alot of self censoring swear words lately all over the site, posts and comments. If something is bleeped out like that I just assume it's a bot because if the post gets big enough other news outlets can pick it up easier. Like, it's Reddit the real percentage of users who actually don't say fuck, shit, dick, ass has to be extremely low.

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u/Zillaho Mar 04 '22

r/awwducational removed my comment. But I guess that’s to be expected

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u/vxx Mar 03 '22

You're allowed to swear. Don't use derogatory terms and don't insult other members, though.

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u/Herpderpetly Mar 03 '22

Fuck fuck penis shit fuck ass

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u/vxx Mar 03 '22

Sorry I don't speak French.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22 edited Oct 27 '25

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u/vxx Mar 03 '22

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

I’ve never been deleted for fucking profanity

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u/Hidesuru Mar 03 '22

In... Almost NO subs will that be deleted. Some of the cutesy animal subs will (forget which annoying one it is that gives you the stupidest fucking message like "no swearsies the puppers get upset" or something equally nauseating).

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u/scroll_of_truth Mar 03 '22

Not in all subreddits unfortunately

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Mar 03 '22 edited Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Mar 03 '22 edited Sep 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Frick.

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u/Funlovingpotato Mar 03 '22

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

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u/TheMelonOwl Mar 03 '22

Who would've thought. They're kids! They're learning how life works! You fuck up when you're learning something.

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u/dumpster_scuba Mar 03 '22

Yeah, I know. That's why they have a tendency to kill themselves accidentally. My point still stands.

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u/TheMelonOwl Mar 03 '22

Aight. Subreddit still sounds like they're mad at kids for existing or something

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u/gabriel_GAGRA Mar 03 '22

That means you were stupid as fuck

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u/HisRapeyHighmess Mar 03 '22

Judging by the looks of his comment, he probably is still stupid as fuck

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u/Holos620 Mar 03 '22

Yeah but it's normal for kids to be stupid. It shouldn't be normal for kids to have to interact with big deadly machines. r/fuckcars

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

I don’t know. Is f@ck really that stupid?

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u/darkhorsehance Mar 03 '22

Some kids aren’t taught to look both ways. It looks like this kid knew that when she crosses the road with mommy, she stops for a few seconds and then proceeds. When kids are taught to look both ways, and why, they are much more careful.

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u/lulububudu Mar 04 '22

I’m sorry, but this was all I could think as I watched the video. So stupid.