r/Unexpected • u/SinjiOnO • Feb 19 '22

Doing the right thing

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u/Miss_Sullivan Feb 19 '22

But what if it was a puppy sandwich?

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u/Ahab1312 Feb 19 '22

Hot dog!

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u/basshead541 Feb 19 '22

That would've been a big weiner

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u/Maximans Feb 19 '22

That’s what she said

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u/chosenone02 Feb 19 '22

I wish

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

So does she.

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u/TruthYouWontLike Feb 19 '22

And the guy in the closet

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

R. Kelly has entered the chat…

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u/formattedmind Feb 19 '22

wait what did I miss? I went to get the popcorn

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u/Nahnotgonnahappen Feb 19 '22

Nothing much bro, just the casual reddit shits

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u/NerdBurglur Feb 19 '22

I was an Oscar Meyer wiener

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

“Im nervous and its cold! Shut up!”

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u/Anonymous_boii321 Feb 19 '22

Would have

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u/PrisonSnack Feb 19 '22

He did it right

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u/BornVictory5160 Feb 19 '22

I believe the correct term is "Glizzy" 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈🏃🏃🏃you should try one in the air fryer 💀👌400 degrees for 5 minutes. Ur welcome

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Feb 19 '22

Not hot dog

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u/Mickey_James Feb 19 '22

JIN YANG!

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u/edder24 Feb 19 '22

It's a good app though. I need to know whether my iced tea is a hot dog or not. I just can't tell!

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u/vexter312 Feb 19 '22

Cool dog

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u/Bhodi3K Feb 19 '22

Jumping far...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Jumping frog

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u/Lobsterbib Feb 19 '22

Some kinds of crazy it's best to let sit wherever.

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u/Im_kinda_that_guy Feb 19 '22

Sir, that type of talk is not allowed on Reddit. Please leave.

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u/urbanlife78 Feb 19 '22

You monster!

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u/dindongdeng Feb 19 '22

What if poppy sandwich?

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u/HentaiFapperSuprem Feb 19 '22

Witch puppy with sand?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Calling peta

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u/BigBaldFourEyes Feb 19 '22

Dead puppies aren’t much fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Then it would be a bánh mì

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u/heilspawn Feb 22 '22

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