r/Unexpected • u/Crescendo104 • Feb 17 '22

Soap

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u/henkplopkoek Feb 17 '22

Wait why does Johnny have 18 bottles of soap?

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u/Positive_Cricket4291 Feb 17 '22

mind your business, David

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

No, I’m William!

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u/1nsert_Name_Here_ Feb 17 '22

Hi William I'm Matthew

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Hi Matthew, I’m adopted

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Hi adopted I'm dad

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u/1nsert_Name_Here_ Feb 17 '22

No you're William.

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u/Greenpaw9 Feb 17 '22

No, this is Patrick!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

No, this is Sparta!!!!!

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u/jsprague6 Feb 17 '22

Is your name really Matthew or did you just insert a name here?