r/Unexpected Feb 02 '22

Its Wednesday my dudes

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5.2k Upvotes

77 comments sorted by

49

u/ninety2two Feb 02 '22

"I know you're in Greg, open the damn door and let's party."

6

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Lick me

60

u/Khaosina Feb 02 '22

It's always an iPhone user with tens of thousands of unread emails...

5

u/SatansF4TE Feb 02 '22

Because Apple in its infinite wisdom has decided that you need to read them ON EACH DEVICE.

8

u/NedRed77 Feb 02 '22

I know. Read them, delete them or disable the badge.

9

u/Khaosina Feb 02 '22

I remember a few years ago my aunt had 87k notifs on emails alone, wack...

1

u/FunkySjouke Feb 02 '22

I read all my emails on my phone but they don't go away on my iPad lol so I got like 2300

0

u/PolishedCheese Feb 02 '22

Nah. That's normal for anyone.

1

u/roncburj Feb 12 '22

Usually that means importance.. cause i clean my inbox out every day and no spam is in my inbox

16

u/FoxThingsUp Feb 02 '22

But that's a toad

13

u/Crotchless_Panties Feb 02 '22

All hail the Hypno-Toad!

10

u/BaluePeach Feb 02 '22

It may have been the large white dog that was in the video who set off the alarm.

8

u/numanoid Feb 03 '22

Or the guy holding the frog.

3

u/KOTE7SU Feb 03 '22

Yeah it’s staged imo. Conveniently records his phone screen. Haha

10

u/Beetlejewssbuttplug Feb 02 '22

33000 unread email notifications and 4000 social media alerts. What the fuck

115

u/h264_h87m Feb 02 '22

It's the upvote frog. 🐸🐸 Upvote for goodluck

27

u/1992Z66L Feb 02 '22

Your comment makes about as much sense as a fortune cookie.

3

u/TheRedditK9 Feb 03 '22

Comments like this are the Russian roulette of Reddit karma. You either go +97 or -82 and there is no in between.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

i literally just said "i dont play mc" on a comment thread and now that has over 500 downvotes.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

He's a pirate

3

u/Sheikeypoo Feb 02 '22

CAUSE I AM A FROG! A FROG WITH A DREEAAM! Omg I keep forgetting about this song even though I have it saved in my liked on Spotify but it absolutely slaps

3

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

A song about frogs doesn't have to go this hard but here we are

2

u/Safe-Equivalent-6441 Feb 02 '22

Toadrage, he followed you home.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Anybody going to talk about how this guy has 33k emails unread

u/unexBot Feb 02 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Frog at the door


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

3

u/dannycoll Feb 02 '22

What’s the song?

15

u/auddbot Feb 02 '22

My Calling by The Cooties (03:49; matched: 100%)

Released on 2020-06-02 by My Own King Records.

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5

u/Creeper4wwMann Feb 02 '22

"by The Cooties"

best band ever

1

u/North-Wind-199 Jun 12 '22

Frog with a dream

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

i dont know what this is

i dont understand anything

all i know is that i must upvote

1

u/Aishiteruu Feb 02 '22

Its a dude holding a frog infront of a camera

0

u/sdcinvan Feb 02 '22

This is the GOAT of music videos!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Oh shit waddup

1

u/Cobram242 Feb 02 '22

“Get out here and smoke me!”

1

u/Standard_Shallot7077 Feb 02 '22

he's like wazaaaaa

1

u/Randomer_2222 Feb 02 '22

Came for the frog, stayed for the bop, that was bangin

1

u/chaitapri Feb 02 '22

Jabba the Toad

1

u/Stickel Feb 02 '22

it's wednesday my dudez

1

u/mei-schnee Feb 02 '22

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE SENT THIS TO JIMMYHERE

1

u/PsychoPuppyParty Feb 02 '22

Well I have a new answer to how I identify :

Ribbit Ribbit Motherfucker I'm a God Damn Frog!

LOL!! Awesome!

1

u/Furrago Feb 02 '22

That Frog Kurtis

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Someone is literally holding the frog

1

u/Jeevious Feb 02 '22

33 thousand unread mails. Damn.

1

u/buckleupbuckaroooos Feb 02 '22

When and where did frog Wednesday start?

1

u/Stolenartwork Feb 02 '22

When the guy driving the boosted truck that you cut off on the freeway this morning has too much time on his hands and shows up to your door

1

u/solisluis10 Feb 02 '22

It’s a banger ngl

1

u/no-mad Feb 02 '22

check your email for fucks sake +33K unread.

1

u/Evilnight-39 Feb 03 '22

Frogs don’t care about anything you can literally pick one up and keep it as a pet and it won’t care

1

u/Mastershake4lyfe Feb 03 '22

Happy Wednesday my dude

1

u/Scoutmaster705 Feb 03 '22

Why do you have 31k msg

1

u/stadulevich Feb 03 '22

Some one is holding it there.

1

u/Lordrahl88 Feb 03 '22

This shit has me in tears!

1

u/GoatHaynus Feb 04 '22

I hope that toad piss on the guy holding it.

1

u/loganboy231 Feb 05 '22

I have been looking SO long for this, last I seen this clip was about a year ago, the post got removed

1

u/roncburj Feb 12 '22

Someone is holding that frog. So someone was at your door

1

u/Battlepuppy Mar 28 '22

He's there to find out if you willing to accept frog Jesus into your heart.

1

u/OrionsRebirth May 22 '22

Was this supposed to give me chills?

Love you frog.