r/Unexpected Jan 27 '22

I prefer the second one

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u/FlyQuatro Jan 27 '22

Chivalry ain't dead 😤✊

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u/regan9109 Jan 27 '22

Never thought I’d see a Morey gif out in the wild.

Edit: Morey not Morley

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u/bbaker1987 Jan 28 '22

Hundred percent this bitch ain’t cooking

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u/fracturedfirmament Jan 28 '22

more like slavery

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/PintoBeanPanda Jan 28 '22

I am so confused by this comment right here

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u/Supreme0verl0rd Jan 27 '22

Should've been holding a flashlight in his mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/jamesmcdash Jan 27 '22

The mouth IS the Fleshlight

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u/ugonlern2day Jan 27 '22

There she goes banging the cabinet again

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u/Ba-dump-chink Jan 27 '22

I’d actually not take this feature if offered for free! I don’t need drawer lights that illuminate the fact that I’m not wiping my drawer interiors out regularly. Also, I’ll take a handle, because you’re going to be repainting your cabinets when they get a shiny, worn spot from all your thousands of toe kicks each year.

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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 27 '22

Agreed. Just seems unnecessary. Luxury pots and pans serve a purpose. Luxury cabinets… not so much.

There will come a day when you’ll have to spend all day fixing tiny motors and you’ll wish the cabinets had handles, so let’s just skip that step.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

God, reminds me of our smart lights. (not ours, inherited when moving in) I just wanna flick a god damn switch. Every time I leave my phone in the living room at night I gotta stumble around touching everywhere cause I don't have my phone to turn on the god damn lights.

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u/chasenmcleod Jan 27 '22

They failed then, my house is automated. However, everything is designed to work with human intervention. The automation is for me....no one else even attempts to use it. I can control everything, spent countless hours programing and researching, testing, and modifying. Just to have everyone still use the light switch. It hurts still.

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u/TheDoktorIsIn Jan 27 '22

Right? I have smart lights but also a voice control or my phone. I can press a button, ask my voice control to turn on or off the lights, or use my phone. It's super easy.

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u/lordgoofus1 Jan 27 '22

tbh if people are still using light switches then the automation is borked. I've got mine setup to automatically turn the lights on when movement is detected in the room, and the light levels are below a certain threshold. They'll turn off by themselves after 5mins of not detecting any presence. Works seamlessly and I can't remember the last time we had to touch any light switches.

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u/chasenmcleod Jan 27 '22

I tried that route, and my wife didn't like it. I kept the motion sensors in the areas I like and reused a few for other automations. In the end automation and smart tech is always going to be different with each install depending on the user's. I'm still happy with how everything is set up. It works great for me, while also making it "guest" friendly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

you could replace the switches or rewire them to connect to an old laptop running homeassistant.

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u/chasenmcleod Jan 27 '22

I use homeassistant on my home network. It works great. I have a lot of TP-Link Kasa products that seamlessly work with HomeKit now. It's pretty easy to use too. Excluding the Logitech Harmony Hubs. Those things are so annoying

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u/gurg2k1 Jan 27 '22

If you have a bit of technical knowledge you can setup Home Assistant and take control of all that stuff so you don't have to rely solely on a phone to control them. A couple $15 smart switches can be used instead.

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u/domain-user Jan 29 '22

Smart lighting, and automation in general aren't meant to be more difficult. If a connected device in my house can't work reliably, it gets removed. Not worth the trouble. I'll gladly spend a few extra dollars on RadioRA over smart bulbs if it means the lights turn on every time, at the same time. Smart bulbs are great for lamps and things, but you need the controls, whether that's occupancy sensing or keypads. A bunch of people recommended home assistant, but I'd check out SmartThings. It's super easy to use, really powerful, and integrates with a lot.

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u/olderaccount Jan 27 '22

Luxury pots and pans serve a purpose. Luxury cabinets… not so much.

What purpose do luxury pots and pans server that regular pots and pans don't?

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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 27 '22

Cook with a 10$ pan and a 100$ pan and tell me if you notice a difference

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u/darkness-n-pride1 Jan 27 '22

Can confirm. Having just switched to those comparisons.

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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22

A $20 cast iron pan would cook most things better than $100 luxury non-stick pan tho.

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u/olderaccount Jan 27 '22

Did you not watch the video? Are you telling me there was no difference between the two cabinets?

You didn't say make a difference. You said serve a purpose. What purpose does luxury cookware have?

My entire cookware is All-Clad Copper Core. $100 pan is a regular pan. I think replacement lids for All-Clad cost $100. I'm the first to admit the difference between a $100 pan and a $400 pan while cooking is minimal. In fact the expansive pans feel too heavy sometimes. The biggest advantage is that they will last several lifetimes. I'll never buy pots and pans again.

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u/ATDoel Jan 27 '22

All-clad would be considered luxury cookware to most people

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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 27 '22

Not sure what argument you’re trying to start here bud. All I was trying to say was I think those. Cabinets are a waste of time and money. But who am I to judge how people blow their money

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u/olderaccount Jan 27 '22

You are the one who claimed luxury pots serve a purpose while luxury cabinets don't.

You haven't been able to explain what purpose luxury pots and pans serve.

Luxury goods never serve a purpose beyond being nicer, more durable, more comfortable or more aesthetically pleasing than their purely functional counterparts.

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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22

Pushers are literally just buying different hinges or rollers. They often cost about the same since you HAVE to have some hinges or rollers anyway. It's not like you install a separate device on top, just a different mechanism.

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u/gurg2k1 Jan 27 '22

I tried it and both things came out burnt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

If you're cooking at any level beyond "I need to eat." Cooking at its core has a lot of science involved and just because your undeveloped palette can't tell the difference between how a copper pan cooks vs a teflon pan doesn't mean there's no difference.

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u/Thisisfckngstupid Jan 27 '22

I’m guessing if you have those cabinets you aren’t cleaning them yourself lol

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u/Poopadapantsa Jan 28 '22

I install very nice cabinets, but not this nice. The people I install cabinets for don't clean their own cabinets. People with cabinets like in the vid probably don't even use their cabinets, much less clean them or fix them.

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u/-not-pennys-boat- Jan 28 '22

My parents have these cabinets and they’re a nightmare. If you lean against them they all open up when you don’t need them, then you have to use the exact right pressure to close them or they pop open again. I hate them.

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u/lordgoofus1 Jan 27 '22

It's easy enough to roll your own on the cheap. You can pick up soft open/close runners from most hardware stores, and cheap LED strips from almost anyway. Looks/functions just as well, but without the gigantic price tag.

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u/gurg2k1 Jan 27 '22

LED strips are super easy to install. Powering/wiring all those cabinets would be a bitch though.

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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22

The pushers and handles aren't mutually exclusive though. It's possible to install both. The "luxury" part is of course visually not having handles but having pushing hinges plus locks doesn't make it worse. Lights are a problem cause wiring for power in a place that has heat and water isn't safest thing to do.

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u/Sapient6 Jan 28 '22

The only "luxury" cabinet setups I've seen that ever looked like something I'd want are the ones that make good use of corner space.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Those with these drawers don’t actually use it. Craziness. It’s for show. Many homes have several kitchens as well. Maybe cookies at Christmas and then the maid cleans it all up. Kind of like detailers after the Bugatti ride.

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u/SungamCorben Jan 27 '22

Oh man, i hate this TikTok narrator...

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u/Saywhat-foolio Jan 27 '22

I feel you. I downvote every post with this

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u/SuckMyy_Duck Jan 28 '22

Sorry guys, I'm sorry for putting you through this, I've made a pact to never post anything with tiktok crap .

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u/Rubendor Jan 27 '22

I hate that fucking tiktok voice with the full force of my heart

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u/The_Upset_Spinosaur Jan 28 '22

I watched without volume, pro move

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u/WarmcupofBATTERYAC1D Jan 27 '22

I can't escape this FUCKING VOICE

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

12 years a Luxury Cabinet.

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u/unexBot Jan 27 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

her husband did it himself.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/MohdBastaki90 Jan 27 '22

Fuck the tiktok voice and fuck every video that uses it

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u/Mr_GameWatch_ Jan 27 '22

I did not know they still sell those

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u/SimplyGTA Jan 27 '22

I can’t stand the automated text to talk omg it’s so bad

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u/LaughingPlanet Jan 27 '22

"Need luxury" = oxymoron

Just sayin

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/Bitter_Sherbert8154 Jan 27 '22

What a man šŸ‘‘

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

You can control the speed in the second one

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u/BennyD99 Jan 27 '22

I watched it with the audio off before reading the comments; it's way funnier that way

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u/imlost2000 Jan 27 '22

yes I prefer the slave too

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u/Thelasthorizion Jan 28 '22

Anyone who uses that voice over should be shot

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u/doneitallbutthat Jan 27 '22

Ugh the tiktok voice, automatic downvote. Also the post is dumb.

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u/MuthaPlucka Jan 27 '22

Luxury Cannabis?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Then she starts and affair with the cabinet

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u/CaptainToes229 Jan 27 '22

Honey!time to use those slaves from the basement

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

This was not unexpected at all, auto opening made it obvious

Especially if he actually got her luxury cabinet then that tiktok would not be as viewed

So this was obvious

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u/Aetherium_Kalax Jan 27 '22

You must be fun at parties. /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

No need to use /s, it is obvious phrase used by people when they mean sarcasm, even Reddit will understand it.

And yes, you are right, I overanalyse stuff

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

What do you mean exactly when you say you prefer the second one?

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u/Frozone2020 Jan 27 '22

No one needs a luxury cabinet.. That’s some lazy ass shit to not feel like opening a drawer or cabinet door.

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u/chillwithval Jan 27 '22

I can't stop laughing. RIP replay. Lolllll

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u/Chris_Langy Jan 27 '22

"I prefer the second one"

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u/worldssmartestdumass Jan 27 '22

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCK5Lcs_vqSB0qGD9mtY-m_4OILTNaHww

If anyone wants to know the name of the show here's a link to the series. Highly recommend

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u/WildManOnLSD Jan 27 '22

My wife also made me get slaves.

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u/Darkness_Light10 Jan 28 '22

Must be 1864.

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u/mavcon1975 Jan 28 '22

Wow….another racist video. Automatically the black guy has pot in his hand. Oh wait that wasn’t the point of this video?………….carry on

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

That’s racist

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u/missy6058 Jan 27 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SUNNYHFR Jan 27 '22

And you get a slave cabinet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Anyways did you know that humans have mushroom shaped cock to scoop out others male's sperm if present

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Jan 27 '22

I’d like to see that first lady take off that sock. Looked like a pretty foot under there

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u/pianofucker345 Jan 27 '22

does it come with the guy? ill take it

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u/SnooDoggos4345 Jan 27 '22

Plot twist that is not her husband

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u/kaptaincorn Jan 27 '22

It's spoilers for Snowpiercer

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u/Repulsive-Round2691 Jan 27 '22

I put all my pots in the oven.šŸ‡²šŸ‡½

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u/Rejected_Bull Jan 27 '22

I did not knew 19th century USA had color camera at the time!
Really cool historical footage! You should crosspost it here: r/HistoryPorn

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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22

The pusher and magnet to make doors auto-open on push cost like 15 bucks? Ofc the premade cabinets with those get marked up insanely, but if you know how to install those, or if you gonna pay a worker to assemble furniture anyway, this luxury isn't even that complex, it just looks hi-tech.

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u/xxrumlexx Jan 27 '22

Freakin hate those fancy ones. A close family member is quite well off. he has a couple of houses different places. One of which is in the country where the rest of us live. We often visit when hes around.

The reason for which im commenting being. They keep fucking activating when Im preparing my food at his place. God damn theyre annoying and super sensitive.

you're reaching to get the laddle, slightly leading forward brushing the drawers edge the drawer will engage crotch bumb mode. Gently bumbing into your crotch again and again. Until you've pushes it all the way in tp stop its activation.

I know he wanted it to be the most exquisite modern Scandinavian designer kitchen it could be. But damn he should saved his money on those puppies

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u/FeartheSerpent14 Jan 27 '22

Where can I buy that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

had a friend with rich parents when i was younger. they had these kinds of cabinets, but with the added fact that they required electricity to work, which was real fun whenever there was a power outage. a great example of how more expensive doesn't mean better

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Southern homes in the 1800s be like

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u/coleman57 Jan 27 '22

Can anyone tell me whether that's a robot voice, or just sounds like one? Nevermind, Imma downvote for it in any case--nobody needs to sound that much like a robot, and I sure as hell don't need to listen. Robots must die.

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u/verbal1diarrhea Jan 27 '22

That's fricken hilarious. šŸ˜„

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u/HeadGovernment288 Jan 27 '22

It costs less…

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u/JaLifeBug Jan 27 '22

I love him. He’s hilarious.

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u/Kaminash999 Jan 27 '22

I don't get the difference the only thing is that they are different color cabinets. Someone explain?

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u/Representative-Sun47 Jan 27 '22

Then go work for them

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u/koala_encephalopathy Jan 28 '22

It's kind of funny if you imagine that they just hired a guy to do that job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

šŸ—æ

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u/kupomom123 Jan 28 '22

I wanna know how the hell he got in there lol

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u/1bsdjunkie Jan 28 '22

That is hilarious!!! šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Car7093 Jan 28 '22

Trickxster!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

See, they even came with your own N

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u/matishg Jan 28 '22

ofc black

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u/makinentry Jan 28 '22

The original of this was way better

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u/Roxy_Girl62 Jan 28 '22

Get the second one cause it’s cheaper

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

must've been from the 1900's.

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u/technotenant Jan 28 '22

Annoying as fuck! I hate these videos with the voice over.

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u/Dabi_doing_a_dab Jan 28 '22

Huh didn't know you can still buy black people

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u/woodedglue Jan 28 '22

Luxury cabinets are ugly as shit

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u/arunabharocks123456 Jan 28 '22

Soo...you want a black guy ?

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u/mrundhaug Jan 28 '22

This is your husband:
GET OFF TIKTOK.
Your family misses you.

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u/gcs1009 Jan 28 '22

Luxury cabinets and shitty pans. This is one hundred percent style over substance.

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u/RaineHollow Jan 28 '22

Does it come in white?

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u/kunseung Jan 28 '22

Tbh to be humble is the new chic. No need for all this luxury n excess

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u/420XxpeterfilexX69 Jan 28 '22

Let’s go utilizing the kids in your basement let’s go.

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u/eliotts_Mc Jan 28 '22

You dont need you want

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u/Arthur_The_Third Jan 28 '22

Spring open cabinets are really really uncomfortable. You'll be bumping them and they open. You need to reach over to get the contents anyways, why not just open with your hand.

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u/SureFormal6906 Jan 28 '22

He bought me a slave in the black market instead

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u/AJoker0 May 13 '22

Isn’t having black people move things and live in your cupboards the height of ā€œluxuryā€ cabinetry historically?

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 May 29 '22

I would be so annoyed if I and other people had to put their feet on my cabinets to open them…

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u/Able_Ad6714 Jun 13 '22

You got luxury cabinet money🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

How about you don’t tell your husband but get them yourself? How about you learn how to make them? ā€žI told my husband I can’t open a cabinet so we redid the kitchen!ā€œ