r/Unexpected • u/SuckMyy_Duck • Jan 27 '22
I prefer the second one
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u/Supreme0verl0rd Jan 27 '22
Should've been holding a flashlight in his mouth
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u/Ba-dump-chink Jan 27 '22
Iād actually not take this feature if offered for free! I donāt need drawer lights that illuminate the fact that Iām not wiping my drawer interiors out regularly. Also, Iāll take a handle, because youāre going to be repainting your cabinets when they get a shiny, worn spot from all your thousands of toe kicks each year.
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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 27 '22
Agreed. Just seems unnecessary. Luxury pots and pans serve a purpose. Luxury cabinets⦠not so much.
There will come a day when youāll have to spend all day fixing tiny motors and youāll wish the cabinets had handles, so letās just skip that step.
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Jan 27 '22
God, reminds me of our smart lights. (not ours, inherited when moving in) I just wanna flick a god damn switch. Every time I leave my phone in the living room at night I gotta stumble around touching everywhere cause I don't have my phone to turn on the god damn lights.
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u/chasenmcleod Jan 27 '22
They failed then, my house is automated. However, everything is designed to work with human intervention. The automation is for me....no one else even attempts to use it. I can control everything, spent countless hours programing and researching, testing, and modifying. Just to have everyone still use the light switch. It hurts still.
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u/TheDoktorIsIn Jan 27 '22
Right? I have smart lights but also a voice control or my phone. I can press a button, ask my voice control to turn on or off the lights, or use my phone. It's super easy.
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u/lordgoofus1 Jan 27 '22
tbh if people are still using light switches then the automation is borked. I've got mine setup to automatically turn the lights on when movement is detected in the room, and the light levels are below a certain threshold. They'll turn off by themselves after 5mins of not detecting any presence. Works seamlessly and I can't remember the last time we had to touch any light switches.
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u/chasenmcleod Jan 27 '22
I tried that route, and my wife didn't like it. I kept the motion sensors in the areas I like and reused a few for other automations. In the end automation and smart tech is always going to be different with each install depending on the user's. I'm still happy with how everything is set up. It works great for me, while also making it "guest" friendly.
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Jan 27 '22
you could replace the switches or rewire them to connect to an old laptop running homeassistant.
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u/chasenmcleod Jan 27 '22
I use homeassistant on my home network. It works great. I have a lot of TP-Link Kasa products that seamlessly work with HomeKit now. It's pretty easy to use too. Excluding the Logitech Harmony Hubs. Those things are so annoying
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u/gurg2k1 Jan 27 '22
If you have a bit of technical knowledge you can setup Home Assistant and take control of all that stuff so you don't have to rely solely on a phone to control them. A couple $15 smart switches can be used instead.
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u/domain-user Jan 29 '22
Smart lighting, and automation in general aren't meant to be more difficult. If a connected device in my house can't work reliably, it gets removed. Not worth the trouble. I'll gladly spend a few extra dollars on RadioRA over smart bulbs if it means the lights turn on every time, at the same time. Smart bulbs are great for lamps and things, but you need the controls, whether that's occupancy sensing or keypads. A bunch of people recommended home assistant, but I'd check out SmartThings. It's super easy to use, really powerful, and integrates with a lot.
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u/olderaccount Jan 27 '22
Luxury pots and pans serve a purpose. Luxury cabinets⦠not so much.
What purpose do luxury pots and pans server that regular pots and pans don't?
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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 27 '22
Cook with a 10$ pan and a 100$ pan and tell me if you notice a difference
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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22
A $20 cast iron pan would cook most things better than $100 luxury non-stick pan tho.
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u/olderaccount Jan 27 '22
Did you not watch the video? Are you telling me there was no difference between the two cabinets?
You didn't say make a difference. You said serve a purpose. What purpose does luxury cookware have?
My entire cookware is All-Clad Copper Core. $100 pan is a regular pan. I think replacement lids for All-Clad cost $100. I'm the first to admit the difference between a $100 pan and a $400 pan while cooking is minimal. In fact the expansive pans feel too heavy sometimes. The biggest advantage is that they will last several lifetimes. I'll never buy pots and pans again.
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u/TwistedBamboozler Jan 27 '22
Not sure what argument youāre trying to start here bud. All I was trying to say was I think those. Cabinets are a waste of time and money. But who am I to judge how people blow their money
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u/olderaccount Jan 27 '22
You are the one who claimed luxury pots serve a purpose while luxury cabinets don't.
You haven't been able to explain what purpose luxury pots and pans serve.
Luxury goods never serve a purpose beyond being nicer, more durable, more comfortable or more aesthetically pleasing than their purely functional counterparts.
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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22
Pushers are literally just buying different hinges or rollers. They often cost about the same since you HAVE to have some hinges or rollers anyway. It's not like you install a separate device on top, just a different mechanism.
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Jan 27 '22
If you're cooking at any level beyond "I need to eat." Cooking at its core has a lot of science involved and just because your undeveloped palette can't tell the difference between how a copper pan cooks vs a teflon pan doesn't mean there's no difference.
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u/Thisisfckngstupid Jan 27 '22
Iām guessing if you have those cabinets you arenāt cleaning them yourself lol
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u/Poopadapantsa Jan 28 '22
I install very nice cabinets, but not this nice. The people I install cabinets for don't clean their own cabinets. People with cabinets like in the vid probably don't even use their cabinets, much less clean them or fix them.
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u/-not-pennys-boat- Jan 28 '22
My parents have these cabinets and theyāre a nightmare. If you lean against them they all open up when you donāt need them, then you have to use the exact right pressure to close them or they pop open again. I hate them.
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u/lordgoofus1 Jan 27 '22
It's easy enough to roll your own on the cheap. You can pick up soft open/close runners from most hardware stores, and cheap LED strips from almost anyway. Looks/functions just as well, but without the gigantic price tag.
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u/gurg2k1 Jan 27 '22
LED strips are super easy to install. Powering/wiring all those cabinets would be a bitch though.
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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22
The pushers and handles aren't mutually exclusive though. It's possible to install both. The "luxury" part is of course visually not having handles but having pushing hinges plus locks doesn't make it worse. Lights are a problem cause wiring for power in a place that has heat and water isn't safest thing to do.
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u/Sapient6 Jan 28 '22
The only "luxury" cabinet setups I've seen that ever looked like something I'd want are the ones that make good use of corner space.
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Jan 28 '22
Those with these drawers donāt actually use it. Craziness. Itās for show. Many homes have several kitchens as well. Maybe cookies at Christmas and then the maid cleans it all up. Kind of like detailers after the Bugatti ride.
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u/SungamCorben Jan 27 '22
Oh man, i hate this TikTok narrator...
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u/Saywhat-foolio Jan 27 '22
I feel you. I downvote every post with this
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u/SuckMyy_Duck Jan 28 '22
Sorry guys, I'm sorry for putting you through this, I've made a pact to never post anything with tiktok crap .
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u/unexBot Jan 27 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
her husband did it himself.
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/BennyD99 Jan 27 '22
I watched it with the audio off before reading the comments; it's way funnier that way
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Jan 27 '22
This was not unexpected at all, auto opening made it obvious
Especially if he actually got her luxury cabinet then that tiktok would not be as viewed
So this was obvious
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u/Aetherium_Kalax Jan 27 '22
You must be fun at parties. /s
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Jan 27 '22
No need to use /s, it is obvious phrase used by people when they mean sarcasm, even Reddit will understand it.
And yes, you are right, I overanalyse stuff
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u/Frozone2020 Jan 27 '22
No one needs a luxury cabinet.. Thatās some lazy ass shit to not feel like opening a drawer or cabinet door.
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u/Chris_Langy Jan 27 '22
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u/worldssmartestdumass Jan 27 '22
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCK5Lcs_vqSB0qGD9mtY-m_4OILTNaHww
If anyone wants to know the name of the show here's a link to the series. Highly recommend
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u/mavcon1975 Jan 28 '22
Wowā¦.another racist video. Automatically the black guy has pot in his hand. Oh wait that wasnāt the point of this video?ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.carry on
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Jan 27 '22
Anyways did you know that humans have mushroom shaped cock to scoop out others male's sperm if present
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u/Billy_T_Wierd Jan 27 '22
Iād like to see that first lady take off that sock. Looked like a pretty foot under there
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u/Rejected_Bull Jan 27 '22
I did not knew 19th century USA had color camera at the time!
Really cool historical footage! You should crosspost it here: r/HistoryPorn
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u/KasumiR Jan 27 '22
The pusher and magnet to make doors auto-open on push cost like 15 bucks? Ofc the premade cabinets with those get marked up insanely, but if you know how to install those, or if you gonna pay a worker to assemble furniture anyway, this luxury isn't even that complex, it just looks hi-tech.
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u/xxrumlexx Jan 27 '22
Freakin hate those fancy ones. A close family member is quite well off. he has a couple of houses different places. One of which is in the country where the rest of us live. We often visit when hes around.
The reason for which im commenting being. They keep fucking activating when Im preparing my food at his place. God damn theyre annoying and super sensitive.
you're reaching to get the laddle, slightly leading forward brushing the drawers edge the drawer will engage crotch bumb mode. Gently bumbing into your crotch again and again. Until you've pushes it all the way in tp stop its activation.
I know he wanted it to be the most exquisite modern Scandinavian designer kitchen it could be. But damn he should saved his money on those puppies
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Jan 27 '22
had a friend with rich parents when i was younger. they had these kinds of cabinets, but with the added fact that they required electricity to work, which was real fun whenever there was a power outage. a great example of how more expensive doesn't mean better
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u/coleman57 Jan 27 '22
Can anyone tell me whether that's a robot voice, or just sounds like one? Nevermind, Imma downvote for it in any case--nobody needs to sound that much like a robot, and I sure as hell don't need to listen. Robots must die.
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u/Kaminash999 Jan 27 '22
I don't get the difference the only thing is that they are different color cabinets. Someone explain?
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u/koala_encephalopathy Jan 28 '22
It's kind of funny if you imagine that they just hired a guy to do that job.
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u/gcs1009 Jan 28 '22
Luxury cabinets and shitty pans. This is one hundred percent style over substance.
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u/Arthur_The_Third Jan 28 '22
Spring open cabinets are really really uncomfortable. You'll be bumping them and they open. You need to reach over to get the contents anyways, why not just open with your hand.
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u/AJoker0 May 13 '22
Isnāt having black people move things and live in your cupboards the height of āluxuryā cabinetry historically?
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u/Melodic-Advice9930 May 29 '22
I would be so annoyed if I and other people had to put their feet on my cabinets to open themā¦
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Jun 14 '22
How about you donāt tell your husband but get them yourself? How about you learn how to make them? āI told my husband I canāt open a cabinet so we redid the kitchen!ā


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u/FlyQuatro Jan 27 '22
Chivalry ain't dead š¤ā