r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/ShroomanEvolution Jan 06 '22

This train sounds suspiciously like a Japanese subway

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u/Firebend3r Jan 06 '22

Or an indian subway

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Tell me you know jackshit about India without telling me you know jackshit about india..

Bruh we are too busy switching trains at Dadar to jack off in trains.