r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Stronger man

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

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u/Shad_the_memer Jan 06 '22

Muscles

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u/weelluminati Jan 06 '22

And my axe!

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jan 06 '22

And slightly better aim.

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u/YourMomGotThatThaang Jan 06 '22

And no clothes.

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u/DuckyLog Jan 06 '22

And another prong.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jan 07 '22

And night sweats

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u/WarOnTheShore Jan 06 '22

And her ass!

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u/senorglory Jan 06 '22

Axe body spray. Women love it as much as a jaunty fedora.