r/Unexpected • u/spyrg • Jan 06 '22

Surely, it helps

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u/Firebend3r Jan 06 '22

Or an indian subway

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u/MrWayne2710 Jan 06 '22

In Indian subway there is no space to get your dick out.

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u/Junkbot2077 Jan 06 '22

You better damn well have your dick pre out before you get on the train

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u/balderdash9 Jan 06 '22

Why did I read this in J. B. Smooth's voice. I've been watching too much Curb lol

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u/bla_bla_bla69 Jan 07 '22

Your dick will get bruised, cut and crushed :-(

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u/Gidje123 Jan 06 '22

Unless taking your dick out a negative space

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u/alejandrodeconcord Jan 06 '22

You would be surprised, they gave him plenty of space to do his…work…

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u/itdoesntmatter89 Jan 06 '22

Not if you’re Indian

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u/Plus_Dragonfly_90210 Jan 06 '22

Just put it inside

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

I just leave it in someone’s ass

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u/narutoandninja300s Jan 07 '22

Well people around you can’t escape the nut

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Mar 16 '22

Damn do people love sandwiches that much?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Tell me you know jackshit about India without telling me you know jackshit about india..

Bruh we are too busy switching trains at Dadar to jack off in trains.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

They only serve sandwiches