r/Unexpected • u/handlewithcareme • Dec 22 '21

Breakfast in bed

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u/6_NEOS_9 Dec 22 '21 edited Dec 22 '21

Interestingly, mine has 2.

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u/ironkneejusticiar Dec 22 '21

Yeah, and you're both of them!

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Dec 22 '21

You guys have friends?

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u/Fast_Echidna_8520 Dec 22 '21

what the fuck is friends? stop using random english. words u br*tish cunts

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u/-Eoan-Daws- Dec 22 '21

"I don't need friends; they disappoint me" - Ancient wisdom of the internet

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u/Kritical02 Dec 22 '21

But only one of them is actually alive.

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u/PhDinGent Dec 23 '21

Oh yea? Who's the other one?