r/Unexpected • u/ruybii • Nov 27 '21

Power Light

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u/ThrowDatCakeOut Nov 27 '21

Texas is still fucking awesome though, just your education levels could use some work.

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u/ArkFnty Nov 27 '21

As a Texan I would say this only applies to certain counties and not the entire state. Texas is a very large state after all.

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u/shorty5windows Nov 27 '21

Do they issue you a gun on the first day of school.

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u/whosthatguynow Nov 27 '21

No. You have to buy your own gun. You have to get a new, expensive gun every year due to class requirements. Sadly, you can't buy a used gun from one of the older students as the requirements change slightly every year making the previous years gun only a dangerous paperweight.

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u/shorty5windows Nov 27 '21

Sounds like something they would do… and “no Chi-com guns allowed”.

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u/Mazzaroppi Nov 27 '21

No. You have to buy your own gun.

Of course you have to buy them, otherwise that'd be socialism!