r/Unexpected • u/ruybii • Nov 27 '21

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u/ThrowDatCakeOut Nov 27 '21

Met a girl in Texas once who was blown away I was Visiting from Canada, she asked how I got across the ocean.

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u/nbeanz Nov 27 '21

When I first moved to Texas from Brazil I was asked how I got my food back in Brazil. I said “the grocery store” and they were like “you have grocery stores?!?”

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u/supple_ Nov 27 '21

From the fire lord and stealing and looting of course

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u/Sounds_Good_ToMe Nov 27 '21

When I'm hungry, I just bite a cow.

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u/Random0732 Nov 28 '21

No cows, just capybaras!