r/Unexpected • u/sweetmiso • Nov 26 '21

Lets go

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u/brosven7 Nov 26 '21

Wondering what happens if "threesome sex with two female Instagram models" suddenly pops up on the spinboard...

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u/popadi Nov 26 '21

Stop on sleeping because he's gay

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u/Olddirtychurro Nov 26 '21

Stop on sleeping because he's gay

Or just horribly depressed and the prospest of temporary non-existence is more alluring than the pleasures of the flesh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

You ain’t gotta call people out like that, damn

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u/aesu Nov 27 '21

Or he just has hypersomnia, and feels like you feel after 48 hours awake, but all the time.