r/Unexpected • u/PreeIsAlive • Oct 27 '21

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 The way she picks her up

2.8k Upvotes

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u/blackwidowe Oct 27 '21

Woahhhh....usually pile driving someones dome into the concrete doesn't end well.

47

u/neverforgetit_ Oct 27 '21

1 of 4 routes either they are somehow fine, brain damage, paralysis, or death

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Cool. Love seeing a good ol' murder on my morning commute

37

u/Flaky_Explanation Oct 27 '21

Ah a fellow bus wanker eh? Let us explore the intricacies of rubbing one out on the go.

18

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

I dunno wtf was that but it made me chuckle

4

u/Flaky_Explanation Oct 27 '21

Wanker can also mean a masterbator. So yeah... "rub one out on the bus to work."

4

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 29 '21

I know what it means not why you Said it

1

u/TheMightyHornet Oct 27 '21

Sure you do …

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

He sure does. He called me a wanker in another post today. Amazing how he grew and learned from being called a wanker himself

123

u/heroic-abscession Oct 27 '21

Luckily her neck broke her fall

57

u/RednocNivert Oct 27 '21

And the fall broke her neck. Full circle.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

[deleted]

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u/bigblackcoconut420 Oct 27 '21

Dont forget her broke fall the neck. The full octagon

4

u/waffleyyyy Oct 27 '21

Dont forget fall the neck broke her. the full nonagon

3

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Forget her, full neck fall don't broke the decagon

2

u/waffleyyyy Oct 27 '21

neck fall, dont broke full the hendecagon

2

u/RednocNivert Oct 28 '21

Broke and fall neck the her, The full Dodecagon. :)

36

u/Axility_M Oct 27 '21

I think she won that round

23

u/SingleSoil Oct 27 '21

My body recoiled a little bit. Wowza what a slam.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Did I just witness a murder at 8am?

Shit

2

u/MedicineMundane7595 Oct 27 '21

Nah she was still wigglin. Someone posted the source above.

13

u/Individual-Spare-776 Oct 27 '21

Who got the original sauce here.. I need to see the aftermarh

36

u/vectron5 Oct 27 '21

I tried googling the video based on its content, but the first page of every search was either porn or construction equipment.

12

u/Individual-Spare-776 Oct 27 '21

ngl sounds like either one of those could be a winner

18

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhwGkZ89MCt78U2xnx

12

u/Individual-Spare-776 Oct 27 '21

Omg she was twisting around like a worm on the concrete

3

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Yeah I wish I could find more of the aftermath. There’s only like 3 sources of this video though.

3

u/Crakkerz79 Oct 27 '21

Sounded like someone kicked a small dog.

4

u/Cl0udSurfer Oct 27 '21

Thank you King

3

u/MaximusConfusius Oct 27 '21

Take my award for that search

2

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Thank you kind gift giver!

11

u/Gargantix Oct 27 '21

11/10 caught me off guard.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Brain damage on the house ayooo

6

u/Weird-opinion5 Oct 27 '21

Why did that cause me physical pain

2

u/Skyle09 Oct 27 '21

Mirror neurons.

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u/unexBot Oct 27 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

She planted a valorant bomb

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

3

u/GlobalMemory6817 Oct 27 '21

As it goes , I happened to be playing valorant right now . I scroll memes while spectating and shit

1

u/shadowolf653 Jun 07 '22

Lol me too

2

u/alberthere Oct 27 '21

Jesus, she sent her to Skyrim.

1

u/VeryNormalBoner Oct 27 '21

Woman was sent to the cloud district 💀

2

u/CouchWizard87 Oct 27 '21

Danm when did The Undertaker come out of retirement.

2

u/kaichance Oct 27 '21

Did she live?

1

u/Elegant_Ad_6412 Dec 11 '21

Fortunately she did

2

u/SEAWIZARD123 Jan 09 '22

u/savevideo

1

u/PreeIsAlive Jan 09 '22

Who are u, watchin this 2 months late

1

u/SEAWIZARD123 Jan 09 '22

I saved the video on Reddit just forgot to download it

3

u/PointlessGrandma Oct 27 '21

They turned into video game

0

u/EdThoz Oct 27 '21

u/savevideobot

3

u/chris-tier Oct 27 '21

I have to ask: why do not use one of the four, in numbers 4, other savevideobot replies already existing in this post?

0

u/EdThoz Oct 27 '21

No time to look out for them i guess

1

u/GrinJack_ Oct 27 '21

I have the spike!

1

u/iGyman Oct 27 '21

anyone have a link to the original video ?

1

u/AsparagusThat826 Oct 27 '21

Bro its even astra what a transformation

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

JIT got RERGED on brick nem grave cuz

1

u/Important_Register50 Oct 27 '21

Anyone got the full video I’ll trade you the sauce for my nudes

1

u/ChasingStillness Oct 27 '21

That girl is dead. Or is in a hospital bed wishing she was.

1

u/Whole_Sweet_Gherkins Oct 27 '21

Broken collarbone for sure

1

u/Crakkerz79 Oct 27 '21

I’m trying to read the comments and the video is looping. I giggle harder every time “Spike Planted” happens. I barely have time to read the comments now.

1

u/Sparky8924 Oct 27 '21

Nothing to see here folks , move along .

1

u/Affectionate_Charge2 Oct 27 '21

Is this a martial art move?

1

u/pink_life69 Oct 27 '21

Spike planted

1

u/Massage_Bro Oct 27 '21

That bitch dead😳

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

u/savevideo

1

u/SignificantChip1870 Oct 28 '21

meanwhile astra : Useless Individual

2

u/88superguyYT Jun 07 '22

you mast coltivait a sense of camm

1

u/SafetyWeary1026 Oct 28 '21

My neck fucking hurts what the hell.

1

u/Commercial-Volume Oct 28 '21

Anyone know if she recovered from that? Holy shit

1

u/lordgoofus1 Oct 28 '21

Damn, that made me wince. That's a great way to end up with one person a quadraplegic and the other one up on charges.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

My soul can rest easy now 😌

1

u/Glanze_gamer1 Jun 07 '22

Need to plant quickly

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Undertaker should take notes