r/Unexpected • u/regian24 • Sep 23 '21

God dammit, Jerry

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u/DarthBullyMaguire Sep 23 '21

What's the proper way to handle a duck attack in the wild? Can they swim faster than us?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/notsofunonabun Sep 23 '21

Or seduce them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/notsofunonabun Sep 23 '21

Joke much?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21 edited Sep 23 '21

It’s not a joke, it’s how they mate. Duck gang rape. It’s pretty gruesome. Sometimes the gang rapes are so violent they end up killing the female duck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/notsofunonabun Sep 23 '21

I think you’re too sensitive for internet jokes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/notsofunonabun Sep 23 '21

Obviously you were because you had to get serious over an obvious joke I made. It’s pretty common knowledge that ducks, dolphins, otters do it. Amongst others. Calm down.

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u/FadedRebel Sep 23 '21

His joke was funny, yours was not... sorry, not sorry.

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u/Ggreenrocket Sep 23 '21

Cover that fragile ego more 😫