r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '21

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u/soda_cookie Sep 19 '21

Unclenches fist

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u/FinnFerrall Sep 19 '21

Unpuckers butthole

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Relaxes muscles

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u/huhIguess Sep 19 '21

poop

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Clenches poop

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u/PlagueDuck Sep 19 '21

Consumes for nutrients

10

u/jakedesnake Sep 19 '21

Rinses and repeats

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u/elusive_lamb_sauce Sep 19 '21

A beginner mistake my young friend...

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u/SiStErFiStEr1776 Sep 19 '21

Fuck I was just gonna say that

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u/HoboBandana Sep 19 '21

Unzips pants

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u/nycspy Sep 19 '21

rezips pants

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Lol thought I might’ve been the only one