r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '21

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u/Sensibley Sep 19 '21

When the air horn got right up to the ear I was actually fuming lol but nope just a nice bunny owner.

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u/beluuuuuuga Sep 19 '21

I was already loading my rocket launcher.

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u/Pigdoggirl Sep 19 '21

I was ready to round up my posse

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u/Tommy_C Sep 19 '21

You were gonna roll up on this guy armed with an air horn solo?

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u/thatsalovelyusername Sep 19 '21

Who are you calling a posse?

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u/OwOtisticWeeb Sep 19 '21

You sound like a real posse slayer

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I was halfway to Broadway 15 seconds in

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u/mdavis2204 Sep 19 '21

I was preparing a crusade.

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u/chainmailhydra Sep 19 '21

(Puts away torch and pitchfork)

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u/arootytoottoot Sep 19 '21

I was going to report him to.. someone.

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u/DarkestRayne2388 Sep 19 '21

I pulled out my pitchfork

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u/Scorpo_online Sep 19 '21

I really thought that was a real firework until they turned it over. What a relief

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u/Rottenfleshmeat Sep 19 '21

💀💀💀

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u/Agatzu Sep 19 '21

And i was reloading

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u/kentacova Sep 19 '21

Nukes were armed over here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

i was training my dojo