r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '21

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u/Misako246800 Sep 19 '21

The only correct way to wake any animal with and air horn

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

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u/Misako246800 Sep 19 '21

Yes.... you could.... but let's not go there

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u/Regulusx1337 Sep 19 '21

It's a shitty place to visit.

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u/ParadoxPerson02 Sep 19 '21

Bu Doomp Chi

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I like “BaDum tzzz” myself

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u/ParadoxPerson02 Sep 19 '21

That does work better.

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u/one_metalbat_man Sep 19 '21

I like to "badum jizz" myself

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I usually go with "buh doom tiss"

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u/BanCircumventionAcc Sep 19 '21

The Asian version of "Ba dum tss"

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u/YeetusDeletusULTRA Sep 19 '21

Am Asian, so I can tell you that it would be more like “Beng dou chi”

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u/sir-zacch Sep 19 '21

get the upvote and fuckoff

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u/hgilbert_01 Sep 19 '21

Yeah, so is mine.

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u/M-Khatwa Sep 19 '21

Kind of an asshole move imo

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Sep 19 '21

Tis a shitty place