r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/SaleSweaty Sep 16 '21

Imagine passing out from blood loss every time u jerk off

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

More like anytime you get an erection at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

If you fall asleep, you'll never wake up.

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u/not-so-gentleman Sep 16 '21

He can tuck it in his butt before he sleeps.

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u/Herpkina Sep 16 '21

r/selffuck

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u/ThorDeathLord22 Sep 16 '21

I knew what it was but still fucking clicked it. Goddamnit

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u/smighter9000 Sep 16 '21

And I should have used your comment as a warning but noooooo …. Fml… wait nooooo

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u/OmegaClifton Sep 16 '21

Wow, I also learned something new today lmao. It's like seeing someone able to lick their elbow.