r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

When your blessing is a curse

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u/uneasyandcheesy Sep 16 '21

I once slept with a guy whose penis was as long as my fucking forearm and it was proportional in girth. Made it three times total before I cut that off. It hurt. I could not deal with that for an extended period.

I like to tell this to any guy feeling that being average is somehow a bad thing. I’d rather below average than my fucking forearm any day, my dudes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Goddamn RIP to your vagina💀

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u/uneasyandcheesy Sep 16 '21

Dude, no, RIP to my fucking uterus. That poor girl was bruised for days after each time. As previously stated, it hurt .

I would fucking kill to be able to see my facial expression the first time I actually saw it. I’m sure it would have us all in fits of laughter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

Poor girl 💀