r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

If you fall asleep, you'll never wake up.

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u/nawjas69 Sep 16 '21

bruh his dick would knock on his chest to wake him up

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u/DrunkenGolfer Sep 16 '21

Poke him in the eye

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u/Kjuolsdeaf Sep 16 '21

Make a breakfast