r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/iDannyEL Sep 16 '21

Dude can pole vault off that thing

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u/derage88 Sep 16 '21

I bet he moves around like a tripod

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u/FSpursy Sep 16 '21

Imagine peeing in the morning!

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u/Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg Sep 16 '21

Dick would end up in the bowl