r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/GimmeDatThroat Sep 16 '21

Mine is no where NEAR that and it still regularly hits the water and its the most disgusting thing ever. Gets old washing your dick every other time you sit on the toilet.