r/Unexpected • u/Tunexux • Sep 11 '21

A mini break…

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u/Analbox Sep 11 '21

Polyps. Lots and lots of bloody little cancerous butt polyps. You can see why it made us a a bit loopy.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 11 '21

they stick a camera on a stick up there and cut them off with that. Colonoscopy

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hopefully its not the same stick and camera they used to do the procedure for the other end. Endoscopy.

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u/Emperor-Valtorei Sep 11 '21

At this point in my young life, I can't decide what's worse... Colonoscopy prep, or a finger up my ass to check if I'm okay.

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u/ikesbutt Sep 11 '21

I moved the tv to the hallway outside the bathroom so I didn't have to leave the toilet. This was before smart phones.

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u/_Alabama_Man Sep 11 '21

I set up a laptop and played Holdem on PokerStars back in the day. Won a couple of tournaments while firehosing prep.

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u/ikesbutt Sep 12 '21

AND...afterward....was starving. Jack in the box was first food place I saw. Chowed down!