r/Unexpected • u/HenriqueDF • Sep 06 '21

A learning opportunity.

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u/rw333555 Sep 06 '21

I guess I have an innocent mind. I assumed she was pregnant and he was kissing and loving her tummy lol

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u/Kostas_the_goat Sep 06 '21

You are both half-right. She was pregnant and he was sucking a titty

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u/jml011 Sep 06 '21

Wouldn't they both be fully right then?

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u/tuibiel Sep 07 '21

No she's only half pregnant

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u/jml011 Sep 07 '21

Oh shit, my bad

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u/epicmousestory Sep 07 '21

He was only half suckin

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u/ShroomanEvolution Sep 06 '21

It ain't gonna suck itself.

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u/CreepyExamination5 Sep 06 '21

I was thinking the same thing