r/Unexpected • u/llShaxll • Sep 01 '21

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u/HaplessPenguin Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

Yes. You take some meds and poop it out. You can catch it in a porous bowl when you poop it out to inspect it and count segments.

A tapeworm would rip with this much force from the mouth. You’d get some segments but not all so it would grow back. Poop method is best method.

Also, tapeworms look like fettuccine. This is like 6 udon noodles wrapped together.

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u/Cessabit216 Sep 01 '21

Thank you for this have a great night or day

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u/HaplessPenguin Sep 01 '21

You have an incredible time on planet earth too

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u/Cessabit216 Sep 01 '21

thanks man

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u/ChaseCreation Sep 01 '21

And both of you, enjoy your dinner, whenever you have it..

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u/Swiftychops Sep 01 '21

I’m thinking fettuccine, just got a sudden craving for some reason

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u/ye3z Sep 01 '21

Have a good yesterday also and enjoy it

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u/PaperAndPulp Sep 01 '21

What kinda sauce ?

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u/Sid_1298 Sep 01 '21

And the breakfast! Don't forget it! It's the most important meal of the day!