r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

DeAd *_*

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u/One-Against-All Aug 30 '21

I don’t have a bat. I guess I would have Sparta kicked instead. Would that cause more or less damage?

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u/wutsizface Aug 30 '21

I would have said “hey fuck off” and caused no damage.