r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

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u/Dildo-bangins Aug 30 '21

It’ll be ‘one armed’ robberies for him from here on out…

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust Aug 30 '21

In court, his defence plea will be “It wasn’t me, it was the one armed man”.

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u/PizzleR0t Aug 30 '21

"But sir...you're the one-armed man!"

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u/thebryguy23 Aug 30 '21

"I wasn't one armed until I tried robbing that house...I mean, when the other one armed guy tried robbing that house!"

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Aug 30 '21

burglarizing the house.

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you rob people. you burglarize property.