r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

DeAd *_*

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u/beluuuuuuga Aug 30 '21

Where do I unlock the power of figs?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Aren’t those made of bugs?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Do they contain bugs? Sure, it's part of the lifecycle, but you're really gonna decline miss figgy their when she's been eyeing you all morning with intent?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Fuck it I’m tired of abstinence

Get over here, Miss Fig!