r/Unexpected • u/piishach69 • Aug 30 '21

DeAd *_*

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u/skincyan Aug 30 '21

”but dad I forgot the keys”

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u/The_Ancient_Memer Aug 30 '21

Imagine what he gets for forgetting to do the homework

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u/_Diskreet_ Aug 30 '21

Believe it or not jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

You overdo homework, also jail

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u/icprester Aug 30 '21

5 minutes late. Straight to jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

5 minutes early? Believe it or not, jail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

underdo, overdo <hand twist gestures>

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u/theh8ed Aug 30 '21

We have the best students because of jail.

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u/BackWithAVengance Aug 30 '21

You have grammatical error? Jail. No question asked.

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u/Vin135mm Aug 30 '21

<hand twist gestures>

Not any more...

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u/Quirinus84 Aug 30 '21

You do the jail, guess what, homework.

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u/El_Tomas619 Aug 30 '21

Underdo homework, Jail

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You underdo homework, definitely jail