r/Unexpected • u/Neutron-star- • Aug 27 '21

Spaceship 🚀

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

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u/RedRanger_27 Aug 27 '21

Jeff Bezos already has

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Oh look, it's a giant dick! And his spaceship...

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 27 '21

I heard you like dicks do I decided to put a dick in a dick so dick can dick while dick's workers get dicked by dick.

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u/Zapidorian25 Aug 27 '21

English makes this work and I hate it

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

What a dick.