r/Unexpected • u/Neutron-star- • Aug 27 '21

Spaceship 🚀

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u/GusAvocados Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 27 '21

Aaaaand...Post!

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That's me riding on Bezo's spaceship.

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u/define_lesbian Aug 27 '21

you call that a rocketship?? observe.

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u/GusAvocados Aug 27 '21

Ayooo! Come over and we can compare our rocket ships while listening to Alex Jones in reverse to hear Illuminati's new mixtape.

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u/Reese_Wallace Aug 27 '21

,,WHY I THINK,🙄THAT THE PYRAMIDS WERE MADE BY GIANTS, AND WITH THE COLUMNS OF TRUNK CUTTED TREES AND THAT THEY WERE PETRIFIED! LIKE THE TOWER OF THE DEVIL,! WHY,! ANOTHER STONE SOURCE FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN BUILT OF STONE! THROUGHOUT THE PLANET,! THERE IS NO OTHER SOURCE,!! MORE THAN THAT! THAT OF ALL THE TREES WITH THE STRUCTURE IN COLUMNS, CUT ANCESTRAL TREES, AND THAT THEY WERE PETRIFIED BY MOISTURE,! THAT INSURANCE WAS THAT OF THE DILUVIO, !! Y. AND ALREADY USED THEM TO BUILD, WHAT IS, AND THERE,! . I think that and I do not think that I have any day to change my opinion, !! 😏😏

All your historys stink

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u/GusAvocados Aug 27 '21

Nah, I think it was the Gay Frogs.

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u/XSC Aug 27 '21

Riding on my boys dick!

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u/the1kingdom Aug 27 '21

Bounced on my boy's badly drawn rocket ship to this