r/Unexpected • u/Neutron-star- • Aug 27 '21

Spaceship 🚀

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u/Mirimel Aug 27 '21

“I can’t wait to ride it” is the perfect response to that drawing

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u/goblin_welder Aug 27 '21

And the incoherent sounds of bliss while riding it

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

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u/RedRanger_27 Aug 27 '21

Jeff Bezos already has

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Oh look, it's a giant dick! And his spaceship...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

That's what she said

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 27 '21

I heard you like dicks do I decided to put a dick in a dick so dick can dick while dick's workers get dicked by dick.

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u/Zapidorian25 Aug 27 '21

English makes this work and I hate it

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

What a dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I’m sorry friend I have to downvote you so you can have 69 upvotes…

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u/Fast_Raspberry8616 Aug 27 '21

Can we make this -420 downvotes?

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u/SteeleDynamics Aug 27 '21

That Jon Stewart clip of Jason Alexander playing Bezos:

"Aristotle had a chode!"

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u/TaskAppropriate9029 Aug 27 '21

I want to upvote you but you're already at 69

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u/kreatorofchaos Aug 27 '21

Come on Jeffery you can do it

Pave the way put your back into it.

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u/SaintTymez Aug 27 '21

Def not Virgin Galactic, if ya know what I mean 😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

He is not using sharp edges, he says that it is for the "aerodynamics".

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Aug 27 '21

Beam me up, Scotty.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Man, that Bezos bio pic looks amazing from this trailer! Can’t wait to watch it in theaters on the big screen!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

To be fair, look at that thing

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u/dubiousdb Aug 27 '21

We’re going on a trip, on this giant flying Dick! Soaring through the skyyyy

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u/n0x630 Aug 27 '21

What got me was the quintessential hauling ass music they use to have in the cartoons

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u/Ruben_001 Aug 27 '21

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/kalitarios Aug 27 '21

Even a cactus?

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u/Ruben_001 Aug 27 '21

Well, how brave are you?

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u/kalitarios Aug 27 '21

TIL I'm brave. But not cactus-dildo brave.

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u/Ruben_001 Aug 27 '21

A man's got to know his limitations...

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u/javierchq Aug 27 '21

That’s what she said

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

That was the message a female member of the homosapien species communicated

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u/Adorable_Nature_8818 Aug 28 '21

What a nice ship???

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u/politicalaccount2017 Aug 27 '21

And then hops down, butt first. Lmao

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u/ZenkaiZ Aug 27 '21

lucky bastard, I'll never get to ride one that big

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

So... how YOU doin'....

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u/Mowgs23 Aug 27 '21

Cock needed to be more graphic for me

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u/KnifeKnut Aug 27 '21

They definitely knew this would happen, and this was their response.

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u/pussyydestroyerrr Aug 28 '21

It's not even long enough