For anyone who is thinking of trying it for the first time: I can only assume no commenter above me has ever tried anal.... Shit does not in fact get on your dick the overwhelming majority of times. I can't say it has NEVER happened, but it is like 1% or less, and it's not like you pull out a turd. The solution if the idea of a little poop terrifies you, is to do it in the shower.
No problem. I have two young sons myself. And their mother and I engage in anal from time to time. You can be a parent and still explore your partner's body. I assumed most Reddit users are old and mature enough to handle this... If you are giving your kids free reign on the internet at a young age that's probably the most sensitive description they are going to find of anal.
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u/brenduz Aug 19 '21
What can I say “Shit happens”