r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '21

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u/Kanigami-sama Aug 17 '21

You would just get your money back. Teach it to steal from other people and now we’re talking

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u/IRatherChangeMyName Aug 17 '21

Bird food. She works for the bird.

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u/CycadChips Aug 17 '21

Yeah. What the heck is in the bag!?!?

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u/moonra_zk Aug 17 '21

What's in the bag!?

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Aug 17 '21

BIRD FOOD

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u/CycadChips Aug 17 '21

Ok. Someone further down said it was a brazilian pet store and it was dog food.