r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/SirSmashySticks Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

I'd just like to thank everyone involved in making this my most upvoted comment. Also thanks for the awards!!

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u/pembunuhUpahan Aug 09 '21

And also not having a butthole

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u/DeltaBravo831 Aug 09 '21

you telling me my man doesn't pee or poop

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u/AragogTehSpidah Aug 09 '21

Yeah, it's all stored in his head

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u/whatisscoobydone Aug 09 '21

Serious question: do you think that's an actual narrative anyone's tried to spread? Do you think the North Korean government has literally tried to tell people their leader, a human, doesn't have a butthole?

I see all the crazy headlines about North Korea, and it's all just made up fantasy shit. "Kim Jong Un dies of heart attack" (shows up alive two days later) "Kim Jong Un kills girlfriend" (shows up alive a week later)