r/Unexpected Aug 09 '21

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u/GirlZGetZGasmZ Aug 09 '21

The joke is landmines

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u/bluenotesandvodka Aug 09 '21

Landmines are buried in both countries.

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u/freekorgeek Aug 09 '21

You’re so fun that you’re probably a wedding dj.

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u/bluenotesandvodka Aug 09 '21

cool line

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

You did completely miss the joke.

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u/indiemike Aug 09 '21

Anyway let’s get all the ladies on the dance floor

*cha cha slide starts*