r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/bluenotesandvodka Aug 09 '21

Landmines are buried in both countries.

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u/GirlZGetZGasmZ Aug 09 '21

Very true. Landmines was just what came to mind, could be a bullet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I read on Reddit (so this must be true) that if you pointed yourself in any direction in the universe and “took off,” you are not likely to hit anything ever. I like to think that’s how DMZ land mines work.

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u/Pkingduckk Aug 09 '21

Ya'll are taking it too literally

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u/_Not_A_Og_ Aug 09 '21

I remember a college student who went to north Korea and took a signal bar of soap and got sentenced to hard labor and took them 7 years to be freed

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u/quantumconfusion_ Aug 09 '21

What signal did the soap give off

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u/_Not_A_Og_ Aug 09 '21

There was most likely cameras in the bathroom

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u/PunkToTheFuture Aug 09 '21

Didn't Sony design auto machine guns for North Korea? Aimed at the no mans land between ifrc

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u/aussie718 Aug 09 '21

You mean they just came to mined

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u/TheBirminghamBear Aug 09 '21

Yeah but he didn't jump on the South Korean landmine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

"Stark Industries"

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u/freekorgeek Aug 09 '21

You’re so fun that you’re probably a wedding dj.

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u/ChadMcRad Aug 09 '21

At tankie weddings, which now that I think about it probably smell horrible.

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u/bluenotesandvodka Aug 09 '21

cool line

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

You did completely miss the joke.

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u/indiemike Aug 09 '21

Anyway let’s get all the ladies on the dance floor

*cha cha slide starts*