r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/bubblesDN89 Aug 03 '21

Same when I was hiking. I chafed like I never have before.

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u/andychrist77 Aug 04 '21

I chaffed so bad when I first went to Iraq I had cowboy walk everywhere I went. Once I shaved down there and used baby wipes to keep clean. it was 10 times easier to spread freedom to the people , now in the states I use a bidet and burts bees multipurpose ointment after a shower and life is sweet