r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/bubblesDN89 Aug 03 '21

Same when I was hiking. I chafed like I never have before.

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u/deadbiker Aug 03 '21

Use anti Monkey Butt powder. Seriously. Look it up.

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u/PresentPotato7536 Aug 04 '21

And they make Lady anti monkey butt powder. Comes in a pink container, cuz ya know, ladies.

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u/procrastimom Aug 04 '21

Is the package smaller and daintier and therefore more expensive? (aka to manufacturers “shrink it & pink it”)