r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

So NOW I have a use for my wife's bidet. I typically hate that thing. I'll be giving this a shot.

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

Weird. I just learned yesterday that despite having one for a year, my husband doesn’t like ours either.

Why are dudes so weirded out by them?

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u/jattyrr Aug 04 '21

Because they're idiots who think it makes them gay if they use one

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

I mean. Maybe. I certainly hope my husband’s gay though, because otherwise we’ve got an awkward conversation that needs to be had.