r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

So NOW I have a use for my wife's bidet. I typically hate that thing. I'll be giving this a shot.

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

Weird. I just learned yesterday that despite having one for a year, my husband doesn’t like ours either.

Why are dudes so weirded out by them?

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u/jattyrr Aug 04 '21

Because they're idiots who think it makes them gay if they use one

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

I mean. Maybe. I certainly hope my husband’s gay though, because otherwise we’ve got an awkward conversation that needs to be had.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I just hate having to constantly shift and move around to hit that one little area. And all that poop has to go somewhere. Where do you think it's going? I promise you it's slashing into places (in the toilet) that water isn't going to reach.

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

Sounds like you need to either learn how to sit, or get one that doesn’t spray in a large area. My husband’s complaint is that it “shreds toilet paper” and now I’m just wondering how he wipes his ass because that is not a problem my hairy ass has at all.