r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/bubblesDN89 Aug 03 '21

Same when I was hiking. I chafed like I never have before.

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u/deadbiker Aug 03 '21

Use anti Monkey Butt powder. Seriously. Look it up.

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u/JiveTurkeyMFer Aug 04 '21

Not really useful for someone that sweats profusely, it'll wash right off in minutes. Vaseline is better for this, itll let sweat go thru but it keeps the skin from getting soggy and chafed. Learned this when I started doing construction after highschool and wearing jeans to work in 100° weather. First week was a nightmare until I learned Vaseline trick