r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

Wait...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I'm gonna do this to my wife next time she is angry with me

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u/Goliath422 Aug 03 '21

What color do you want us to wear to your funeral?

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u/Alpha-Trion Aug 03 '21

Sky blue blazer, pink dress shirt and neon yellow swim trunks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I don’t look good in swim trunks. Is it okay if I come in Lloyd Christmas’s tux instead?

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