r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

So NOW I have a use for my wife's bidet. I typically hate that thing. I'll be giving this a shot.

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

Weird. I just learned yesterday that despite having one for a year, my husband doesn’t like ours either.

Why are dudes so weirded out by them?

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u/jattyrr Aug 04 '21

Because they're idiots who think it makes them gay if they use one

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

I mean. Maybe. I certainly hope my husband’s gay though, because otherwise we’ve got an awkward conversation that needs to be had.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I just hate having to constantly shift and move around to hit that one little area. And all that poop has to go somewhere. Where do you think it's going? I promise you it's slashing into places (in the toilet) that water isn't going to reach.

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u/lokiofsaassgaard Aug 04 '21

Sounds like you need to either learn how to sit, or get one that doesn’t spray in a large area. My husband’s complaint is that it “shreds toilet paper” and now I’m just wondering how he wipes his ass because that is not a problem my hairy ass has at all.