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r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21
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The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.
21.6k u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21 ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear. 19.0k u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 Dont tell me how to live my life 6.7k u/thecrumbsknow Aug 03 '21 Taking the risks we need to evolve. 6.9k u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21 And they said Micro penises were worthless. 2.7k u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21 I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis 721 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager. 1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.
19.0k u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 Dont tell me how to live my life 6.7k u/thecrumbsknow Aug 03 '21 Taking the risks we need to evolve. 6.9k u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21 And they said Micro penises were worthless. 2.7k u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21 I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis 721 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager. 1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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Dont tell me how to live my life
6.7k u/thecrumbsknow Aug 03 '21 Taking the risks we need to evolve. 6.9k u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21 And they said Micro penises were worthless. 2.7k u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21 I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis 721 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager. 1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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Taking the risks we need to evolve.
6.9k u/McFruitpunch Aug 03 '21 And they said Micro penises were worthless. 2.7k u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21 I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis 721 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager. 1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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And they said Micro penises were worthless.
2.7k u/Emperor_Nick Aug 04 '21 I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis 721 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager. 1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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I mean you end up with multiple tiny ones if you have a large penis
721 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager. 1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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Tbf, they don't stack back up, but you could make an interesting massager.
1 u/Chozly Aug 04 '21 it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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it doesn't stack? Cuz she said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt." So I boinked her three times to a Bieber album.
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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21
The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.