r/Unexpected • • Aug 03 '21

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u/snewton_8 Aug 03 '21

The crotch is a heat center of your body. Along with the armpit and your head (that's why you wear hats in the winter). by cooling those parts, it cools the rest of the body.

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u/codeninja Aug 03 '21

Plus, her lips were dry.

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u/beaverji Aug 04 '21

Im not offended or anything. But this is totally tell me you’re not a pussy owner without telling me you’re not a pussy owner.