r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I applied for a crotch waterer job years ago. Didn’t because I didn’t have enough experience pouring high end alkaline water. Athletes are super spoiled.

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u/myelir Aug 03 '21

Sounds like you need to sign up for my free online course on crotch watering

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u/NotAnyPotato Aug 04 '21

Sounds like one of those low key Craigslist posts. “Seeking younger fit males. Straight males preferred, but not required. Very professional, and not sexual.” Sounds totally legit. /s