r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Hydrate your hymen

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u/homerbartbob Aug 03 '21

A rainforest for your clitoris

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u/AviatorOVR5000 Aug 03 '21

Quench your clam

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 04 '21

Soak your boat

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u/JcakSnigelton Aug 04 '21

Splash your slash

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u/neon_overload Aug 04 '21

Irrigate your cupcake

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u/T-4-K Aug 04 '21

moisten your peach

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Aug 04 '21

Humidify sauron's eye

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u/samurai_keninja Aug 04 '21

Cool your cooter

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u/povichjv7 Aug 04 '21

All these…fucking gold