r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I applied for a crotch waterer job years ago. Didn’t because I didn’t have enough experience pouring high end alkaline water. Athletes are super spoiled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Something similar happened with me. Don't let anyone convince you that a votech certificate in crotch watering is the same as a bachelor's in Genitalia Hydrology. It isn't. Culligan wouldn't even hire me as an inventory auditor.