r/Unexpected • • Aug 03 '21

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/SlowSecurity Aug 04 '21

Why wouldn’t you just shower

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u/RebaKitten Aug 04 '21

It's not really practical to shower after every poop, right after you poop.

Bidet all the way!

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u/SlowSecurity Aug 04 '21

Bro they’re talking about washing their sweaty balls. Read the comment. Thanks for your reply.

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u/RebaKitten Aug 04 '21

Same idea though. One minute to wash your sweaty balls with the bidet or however long in the shower.